- Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
- Cashier: Are you 18?
- Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
You deserve the kind of love you would give someone else. — #127: (February 3, 2014)
He’ll think I’m mean. Obviously I am, but no one can know! — Mindy Lahiri (via coffeekaling)